So my goal was to go into this game and laugh at how incredibly "2000s video game" it was. And I was entirely able to do that. But somewhere along the line, this game became more than just goofy…
It's sort of two games in one this week, as we played both the original NES version of Final Fantasy 1, which is incredibly broken, and the sorta-kinda prequel, Stranger of Paradise: Final Fantasy…
We sit down with one of the most notoriously hard NES games and discover that it is actually kinda not that bad?It also is pretty bad. But in the same way that a lot of NES games are. But the…
This week, we talk about getting jumpscared by Girls Gone Wild commercials on Comedy Central, the end of Donkey Kong Bananza, the beginning of the Final Fantasy franchise, and Oliver.You know. Oliver.…
The "games with good music" train rolls right along as this one is literally just about having great music. The gameplay is reasonably fun, but the vibes are immaculate.Also, we say things are "hard…
We're doubling up on Castlevania because I got this in a Kusogrande match!Also in this episode:There is a new live-action He-Man movie out and it is directed by a blatant nepo-baby.The Nintendo Direct…
Wow that is a lot of game news, and we're absolutely not covering all of it, but we talk about what interests us, and also Grand Theft Auto 6, which does not interest either of us. Castlevania 2 is a…
Is the Backlash the worst vehicle in Blast Corps, singlehandedly responsible for detracting from the overall experience? Or is it merely misunderstood, a tricky but ultimately rewarding mechanic to…
According to Nintendo, there is one StarFox game. And that game is whichever remake of the original one they are currently selling. Meanwhile, Treasure made a Wario game, and it feels more like a…
Game Freak's very first game has a great story behind it, and some really interesting stuff, but somehow we end up talking about Activision and I promise it makes sense. Also, we do a rare look-ahead…