It's not COVID; Just a little blood and mucus. Young men don’t vote at the gas pump, they vote at the Irish Whiskey liquor store. There's a reason why oxy became so popular for white women in the…
SlimFast thinks his dad is a Fortnite non-war vet. People aren't as mad when the animals fighting are ugly. Rick Springfield is on Joe Rogan (?), which sends Lazlo down a rabbit hole. Doesn't matter…
Lazlo and SlimFast have a tried-and-true way to tell if you’re depressed. Drop a bomb on AI if you’re so worried, and LET CASHIERS SIT! The guys talk with Joshua Vernier about what the Royals’ next…
Lazlo put a 3-wood through someone’s window before the show, wants to put a casino in Kansas City, and thinks ChatGPT can be your digital diary. Plus, masturbation at 8 AM, a fight with a listener,…
Lazlo played “Landslide” when he dropped Gyro at college (unironically), and wishes SOMEONE in the studio watched football. Maybe don’t write in your pedo group chat on a plane, and maybe Google the…
A woman got caught cheating via a vacuum robot camera, and everyone is shocked that NFL players are playing in college football. Ladies, don’t be ungrateful if a man has an entire Ed-Gain style shrine…
No one believed Lazlo was actually sober in DUI class, and he got suspended in 2002 for saying some… questionable things about the D.C. Sniper. SlimFast makes himself pass out, Lazlo convinced himself…
When’s the last time Lazlo gambled? Jed York’s bodycam was released, much to the dismay of the guys. Lazlo is pissed about the Meta lawsuit, the Pro Bowl is OVER, and Gyro is going to be in a…
SlimFast FINALLY got his Wade Davis baseball. RIP Dolly Parton. Football players are getting CTE, Chucky-guy got caught, and Canada’s mad at us. Lazlo didn’t initially want kids, and talks about…
Lazlo and SlimFast react to the Callaway ad that got pulled. In all the whorehouses in all of Ohio, how the hell did they get the 49ers owner? Lazlo thinks Boston is corporate slop, and he doesn’t…
