Pro Tip: Don’t Smash Yourself in the Face With a Hammer

This week, we learn that apparently we now live in a world where “don’t smash yourself in the face with a hammer” qualifies as legitimate life advice;  Raven, Rich and Rob dive into the bizarre world of "Looksmaxxing," where perfectly normal ideas like exercising, sleeping well and basic grooming somehow lead to people intentionally hitting themselves in the face in an attempt to become more attractive; Rich attempts to prove he's smarter than everyone by explaining how he “saved money” seeing Iron Maiden; This week's news items include a story of a woman waking up with a bat trying to get into her mouth, Gen Z avoids bathing by calling it “Pheromone Maxxing,” and the Oxford English Dictionary provides Raven with some brand-new insults; Robert's Meta glasses raise serious questions; The origins of the English language, and of course, all the usual perversions. Feeney could really use your help right now, if you're able, please make a donation - GoFundMe Purchase the Blu-Ray Raven's documentary: https://vinegarsyndrome.com/products/nevermore-the-raven-effect Watch Raven's documentary and MLW Fusion on Tubi! The show now has a Facebook page, so go CHECK IT OUT Follow the guys on social media Raven - @theRavenEffect Feeney - @jffeeney3rd Buy yourself some Raven shirts: https://www.prowrestlingtees.com/raven Or even some Feeney shirts: https://www.prowrestlingtees.com/ccwithjoefeeney Have Raven say things that you want him to say, either for yourself or for someone you want to talk big-game shit to by going to http://www.cameo.com/ravenprime1 Sign up for Patreon by going to http://www.patreon.com/TheRavenEffect it's only $5 a month! Get extra content AND watch the show! Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.