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How’s Our Driving?🚨 CIGARETTE-SCENTED DOORDASH, FUNERAL BOUQUET TOSSES & ESCAPING JURY DUTY! 🚨This week on The Pour Choices Show, we calculate the resale value of food that smells like cigarettes, redesign funeral traditions, and reveal the worst possible advice for getting dismissed from jury duty. We start with one of those questions that sounds simple until two grown men spend several minutes destroying the English language over it: How long do you have to possess something that is not yours before it officially becomes yours? From there, David and Chris compare their current lives to what their younger selves expected, attempt to spell the sound of a public hand dryer, and investigate the mysterious DoorDash refund algorithm after Chris receives groceries that absolutely reek of cigarette smoke. That somehow leads into Italian ice, Jeremiah’s versus Luigi’s, and a round of Harry Potter-themed Would You Rather questions that forces the hosts to make decisions no Hogwarts guidance counselor could responsibly endorse. Then David presents a list of things society should normalize, including: • Pregaming before work • Sending “you’re welcome” cards • Taking the bouquet off a coffin and tossing it into the crowd to determine who kicks the bucket next Traditional etiquette had a decent run. Chris also alerts everyone to a meteor shower and lunar eclipse happening that night, only for David to point out that the episode will not be released for another week. So enjoy this extremely useful astronomy update about something you already missed. The episode continues with two rounds of Rapid Fire Trivia, including questions that gradually abandon trivia and become riddles designed specifically to make Chris look confused. Then the guys debut Show & Tell, revealing random items they never knew the other owned. Later, they attempt an Alphabet Conversation game, where every response must begin with the next letter of the alphabet. Maintaining a normal conversation was already difficult. Adding alphabetical restrictions does not improve matters. We wrap things up with This Week’s Pour Choices, AskReddit questions about sounds that trigger immediate rage, and the best thing to say to escape jury duty.   It’s Harry Potter hypotheticals, bizarre social etiquette, delayed space news, trivia, jury duty strategies, DoorDash complaints, and two friends proving that any harmless question can become a 15-minute investigation.   If you like comedy podcasts with chaotic conversations, dark humor, AskReddit stories, trivia games, ridiculous hypotheticals, and life advice that should never be used in court, you’re in the right place. 👇 WATCH NOW BEFORE YOUR JURY SUMMONS ARRIVES 👇 Chapters 00:00 – INTRO 03:20 - WHEN DOES SOMETHING THAT ISN’T YOURS BECOME YOURS? 08:46 - WHAT WOULD SURPRISE YOUR YOUNGER SELF THE MOST? 12:36 - HOW WOULD YOU SPELL THE SOUND OF A HAND DRYER? 14:24 - THE CIGARETTE-SCENTED DOORDASH ORDER 19:25 - WOULD YOU RATHER: HARRY POTTER EDITION 27:47 - THINGS SOCIETY SHOULD NORMALIZE 40:02 - THE METEOR SHOWER YOU ALREADY MISSED 47:03 - RAPID FIRE TRIVIA 52:42 - SHOW & TELL 1:02:45 - THE ALPHABET CONVERSATION GAME 1:07:01 - THIS WEEK’S POUR CHOICES 1:11:03 - ASK REDDIT: WHAT SOUND IMMEDIATELY TRIGGERS PURE RAGE? 1:20:47 - ASK REDDIT: WHAT’S THE BEST WAY TO GET OUT OF JURY DUTY? 1:28:55 - HAPPY BIRTHDAY! 1:31:26 - THIS DAY IN HISTORY 1:35:00 – OUTRO  Check Out Our YouTube Channel For More Content! https://www.youtube.com/@pourchoicesshow?sub_confirmation=1Follow us on Socials: Instagram: @PourChoicesShow Facebook: /PourChoicesShow TikTok: @PourChoicesShow X: @PourChoicesShow#ComedyPodcast #PourChoicesShow #FunnyPodcast #PodcastClips #AskReddit #HarryPotter #WouldYouRather #RapidFireTrivia #JuryDuty #DoorDash #DarkHumor #MillennialHumor #FunnyConversations #PopCulture #PodcastLifeSupport the show