#135 DO IT FOR DALE

How’s Our Driving?🚨 POUTINE, FISH FACTS & THE WORST THING TO HAPPEN IN 2001! 🚨This week on The Pour Choices Show, Chris tries poutine for the first time, David questions whether an open garage counts as being inside or outside, and the guys stumble into a legal debate about why professional pornography and prostitution are treated differently.So, a normal start.That conversation immediately reveals the obvious solution: this podcast desperately needs a lawyer willing to answer questions nobody wants attached to their professional reputation. Somehow, while trying to solve sex-work law, Chris also reveals that he was the kind of psychopath who folded book pages instead of using bookmarks.From there, the guys travel back to the 1990s to see which classic phrases they still remember before moving into one of the darker games of the episode.David brings out King of the Hill: 2001 Edition.Chris gets a series of head-to-head events from 2001 and has to decide which was worse. The winner stays on the board and faces the next terrible event until one unfortunate moment is crowned champion.History class was never supposed to work like March Madness, yet here we are.Then we get significantly more educational with some groundbreaking Fish Facts, including revelations such as “Fish spend most of their lives underwater” and “Most fish have never ridden a bicycle.” Plus several other facts that technically qualify as true while contributing absolutely nothing to societyChris then gives David a list of 20 life experiences to see how many he has completed compared with the average American before the guys play More or Less, a game built entirely around bizarre questions, questionable instincts, and confidently guessing which number is larger.Later, David describes the borderline spiritual experience of getting a massage after taking Adderall, the guys discuss Fantasy Football punishments, and Kevin Bacon once again invades the podcast.They return to the Six Degrees of Kevin Bacon and try to find movies starring actors with the highest possible Bacon Number, because apparently every road in Hollywood eventually leads to one man from Footloose.We wrap things up with This Week’s Pour Choices; AskReddit stories about the petty ongoing wars between household pets, and some extremely creative euphemisms for masturbation; celebrity birthdays; and This Day in History.It’s 90s nostalgia, weird legal questions, dark history games, useless animal trivia, fantasy football humiliation, Kevin Bacon mathematics, pet drama, and two grown men continuing their commitment to learning things nobody needed explained.If you like comedy podcasts with chaotic conversations, dark humor, nostalgia, trivia games, AskReddit stories, Kevin Bacon, and debates that somehow go from pornography law to bookmarks without warning, you’re in the right place.  👇 WATCH NOW BEFORE THE FISH LEARN WHAT A BICYCLE IS 👇 Chapters 00:00 – Intro 3:27 – CHRIS TRIES POUTINE FOR THE FIRST TIME 5:04 – IF YOUR GARAGE DOOR IS OPEN, ARE YOU INSIDE OR OUTSIDE? 7:44 - WHY IS PROFESSIONAL PORNOGRAPHY NOT PROSTITUTION? 10:00 – WE NEED A LAWYER 12:13 – DO YOU REMEMBER THESE 90S PHRASES? 19:05 – KING OF THE HILL: WORST EVENTS OF 2001 30:06 – MIND BLOWING FISH FACTS 32:35 – HOW MANY OF THESE 20 THINGS HAVE YOU DONE? 37:46 – MORE OR LESS 44:25 – THE ADDERALL MASSAGE EXPERIENCE 48:57 – FANTASY FOOTBALL PUNISHMENTS 50:50 – 6 DEGREES OF KEVIN BACON 57:40 – THIS WEEK’S POUR CHOICES 59:25 – ASK REDDIT: WHAT DRAMA IS HAPPENING BETWEEN YOUR PETS? 1:09:56 – ASK REDDIT: THE BEST EUPHEMISMS FOR MASTURBATION 1:14:45 – HAPPY BIRTHDAY! 1:17:18 – THIS DAY IN HISTORY 1:19:45 – OUTRO   Check Out Our YouTube Channel For More Content! https://www.youtube.com/@pourchoicesshow?sub_confirmation=1Follow us on Socials: Instagram: @PourChoicesShow Facebook: /PourChoicesShow TikTok: @PourChoicesShow X: @PourChoicesShow#ComedyPodcast #PourChoicesShow #FunnyPodcast #PodcastClips #KevinBacon #90sNostalgia #AskReddit #FantasyFootball #DarkHumor #TriviaGames #PetStories #PopCulture #MillennialHumor #FunnyConversations #PodcastLifeSupport the show