This edition of Traffic School begins exactly where any responsible public-safety program should begin: with an extended investigation into the collapse of Kmart, the inflation-adjusted price of…
This episode of Traffic School begins with what sounds less like a legitimate radio program and more like two men standing outside a post office trying to resurrect the concept of 19th-century bounty…
This week's Traffic School begins with Lieutenant Crane casually revealing that his teenage years apparently consisted of repeatedly being kicked out of school and then eventually returning to that…
This episode of Traffic School begins with the horrifying realization that Maddie has apparently decided that owning a perfectly functional 2025 vehicle is boring and that the only reasonable thing to…
This week's Traffic School immediately begins with Lieutenant Crane attempting to enjoy a peaceful vacation before Viktor publicly reminds everyone that the man nearly turned himself into a cautionary…
This week on Traffic School, Viktor and Lieutenant Crain somehow transform a harmless Friday morning into a full-blown courtroom drama over whether you can legally throw a wad of cash at a cashier,…
If you've ever wondered what would happen if a traffic law seminar got trapped inside a fever dream fueled by sleep deprivation, sunstroke, scratch tickets, farm equipment, and an unhealthy amount of…
This episode of Traffic School absolutely detonates into a red, white, and blue fever dream just in time for the Fourth of July, where common sense is placed on life support and somehow survives…
Within minutes, we’re ricocheting between existential debates about quitting alcohol, questionable medical decisions, and the horrifying realization that grown adults have to beg permission to get…
This episode detonates out of the gate like a Roman candle duct-taped to a Red Bull can, immediately spiraling into pure, caffeinated nonsense as the crew fumbles microphones, threatens to end the…
