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Beauty Must Haves, Findom Stories & A Midlife Crisis?

Relatively Blonde··6 September 2026·57 min

About this episode

This week there’s only one place we can possibly start… **BERLINKYS IS THIS WEEK!!!** 😭💗 After months of planning, stressing and talking about it approximately 400 times, our first ever Relatively Blonde Takeover is finally here and we genuinely cannot believe it. Before we get too emotional though, Lorri appears to be having what can only be described as a **midlife crisis**, while Jade casually drops a skin hack that might just change your life. We also get into what we’ve been watching lately, including **Legends** and **Interview with the Vampire**, and discuss the latest development nobody saw coming… **Grant being on camera.** 👀 Naturally, things then deteriorate. We share some of the most ridiculous **things you’ve said to get out of sex**, somehow end up having a conversation about **rimjobs**, and compare notes on the various beauty treatments we’ve had over the years — the good, the bad and the ones we probably absolutely did not need. We’re also sharing some of our current **beauty must-haves**, before falling down the absolutely fascinating rabbit hole of **findom stories** and trying to understand a world where people apparently just… give you their money?! And finally, we tackle one of life’s greatest dilemmas: **what do you do when a guy is absolutely gorgeous… but his house is BOGGIN?** Because apparently attraction does, in fact, have limits. As always, expect wildly inappropriate oversharing, questionable opinions and conversations that go in directions none of us could have predicted. **Same cousins, same chaos.** 🎙️💗 Follow for weekly episodes and send your dilemmas to **[hello@relativelyblondepodcast.com](mailto:hello@relativelyblondepodcast.com)** Instagram: @RelativelyBlondePod TikTok: @RelativelyBlondePodcast YouTube: @RelativelyBlondePod for full visual episodes Spotify & Apple Podcasts for audio episodes Follow us on TikTok: @jade.cecilia & @hi_its_lorri Follow us on Instagram: @jadececilia & @itslorriboyle **JOIN BLONDES UNCUT** on Patreon for exclusive bonus episodes, extra chaos, and behind-the-scenes content. 😈