#48 - I Fell for the Mum Wellness Trap and My Bank Account Will Never Forgive Me

I added it up. I wish I hadn't. $400 on ashwagandha, mushroom coffee that tasted like a wet log, magnesium spray, seed cycling kits I didn't understand, and a greens powder that's been sitting in my cupboard so long it might be alive. All because a glowing woman on TikTok told me it would fix my tired. Spoiler — I'm still tired. And now I'm also broke. This one's for every mum who's ever bought something at 11pm because an influencer with calm kids said it changed her life.