Panty Liners to Pearly Gates: Never Trust a Fart After 50 I Episode 70

We’re back from “summer hiatus” — AKA a sister fight — and apparently absence makes the insults grow stronger. This week: Eliana ups her hormone patch, gets vindicated by a UTI, admits she actually DOES miss flights, and joins Leora in inventing the training diaper — for that delicate stage of midlife when Depends feels premature but you can no longer trust a fart. Plus: college chaos, empty-nest panic, Mahjong, AI, weddings and our newest business venture: planning your eternity. Because the kids may leave the nest, but the hormones, hemorrhoids and questionable farts are here to stay. Welcome back to MenOpod: All Things Fifty Plus — where 50+ is never TMI. 🎧 Listen to the newest episode of MenOpod All Things Fifty Plus wherever you get your podcasts. 👇 Tell us: What are YOU doing to prepare for the empty nest? And please don’t say Mahjong. We’re already stressed. 💋 Follow @MenOpod — All Things Fifty Plus for more menopause, midlife madness and sisterly oversharing. #MenOpod #AllThingsFiftyPlus #Menopause #MenopauseHumor #WomenOver50 #FiftyPlus #MidlifeWomen #MidlifeHumor #EmptyNest #EmptyNester #MenopauseLife #HRT #EstrogenPatch #BrainFog #Over50Women #WomenSupportingWomen #Sisters #SisterHumor #MidlifeCrisis #AgingDisgracefully #LifeAfter50 #MenopausePodcast #PodcastForWomen #FunnyWomen #HotFlashHumor