36: Two Meters of Black and White Polka Dot Linen

Have you heard? The Duke died. Yeah. Yeah. Well that's the thing. The funeral's going to be a whole to-do. Everyone is going to be there, even that little pigeon who just landed in town, Marie. You haven't met her? Well you will. She plays at being grounded but have you seen how she dresses? I just know she'll be trying to get everyone to look her way. That's why I came to you: Because they should be looking my way instead. Yes. The funeral. That's right. No, not "something black." Hm. Disappointing. I thought you had more imagination than that. Support us on Patreon! Show Notes Janine's Dress Crime Featuring Janine Hawkins and Jack de Quidt Produced by Austin Walker Cover Art by A Liang Chan Music by Jack de Quidt