RDZ-BALL! Dominant, classy, organised. Are we actually becoming a football team?SOLANKE: CONFIDENCE, LOCATED?Two misses, one good goal. Good times around the corner?GALLAGHER! YES, GALLAGHER!Plus…
INTERMINABLE INTERNATIONAL BREAK Some Spurs successes, but more injuries. Whoda thought?THE NEXT BIG THINGThe desperate ITKs have been rummaging around Germany and Brazil for players you’ve never…
FOUR-P & KULUOne’s out for a month. One might be back. Possibly. Maybe. Could be. Spurs medical updates: now available in horoscope form.ARE WE STILL SCARRED?Andy Robertson thinks so. We’ve got ten…
ROCK BOTTOM - we started there alphabetically, now we’ve earned it.LIVERPOOL - more shots, more possession, more chances. Guess what.VILLA - well at least we broke our duck in a lost cause, but that’s…
60% possession, eleven shots, not a single one on target. We’ve brought in ten players but still lack a guy who can stick it in the onion bag. Mudryk isn’t ready. Tonali isn’t ready. Solanke isn’t…
No goals. Again. But hey, we didn’t concede. Paul Merson called Everton our cup final - we'll take a cup final in September, right?Tonali silky? More woolly. Injuries. Natch. Even PPPP is crocked.…
A routine win. Yes, really, even if it was against the Charlton youth team. Sávio played twenty brilliant minutes, scored, and immediately crocked himself. Mikey scored a banger and earned a loan to…
The more things change...Roberto De Zerbi claims we’re not a team yet and weren't ready. But why? The jetlag from the Australasian tour? The endless injury list? A deeper malaise? Meanwhile, we’ve…
This week, Simon leads the therapy session alongside Julie Welch (is your phone off, Julie?), Kev Acott (rapidly approaching a monumental 'I don't know' milestone), and token Scot, Barry Graham.We…
A Spurs XI draws with Getafe, another barely scrapes past our own U21s, and Maddison, Udogie and Solanke are nowhere to be seen. Join Simon Lipson, Julie Welch, Kev Acott, and resident pessimist Chris…
