Bad Dates, Baby Thoughts & Bold Bathroom Moments

Welcome back, you beautiful eavesdroppers! Today’s episode of Feelings and F-Bombs is a chaotic masterpiece of spooky-season cups, cringe dating stories, questionable kissing techniques, baby memory crises, and the universal experience of public pooping solidarity. ✨💩We cover EVERYTHING from corporate jargon hell, to why we can’t remember infancy, to the most aggressively stiff-lipped kiss ever described on a podcast, to the spiritual bond formed between two women dropping deuces in adjacent bathroom stalls.If you’re here for:dating humorreal talkintrusive thoughts with microphonesquestionable life lessons …you’re in the right place.Grab a snack (maybe not if you’re poop-sensitive), settle in, and enjoy another unhinged rollercoaster episode with Madeline & Alexis.00:00 — Welcome Back + Spooky Cups in Spring 03:15 — New Segment: What Has You F*cked Up Lately?* 04:40 — Corporate Jargon Hell & HR Simulation Energy 10:39 — Why Can’t We Remember Being Babies?? 15:17 — Baby Kinks (don’t worry, it’s not what you think) 16:01 — Transition into Cringe Dating Stories 16:48 — Cringe Date #1: The Divorce Venting Steakhouse Saga 25:18 — Cringe Date #2: The Professor With the Rigid Lips 38:49 — The “Bag of Cheese” Perfect First Kiss Story 40:21 — Public Pooping: Shame, Solidarity & Girl Power 49:09 — Office Pooping Politics & Accidental Toot Trauma 53:13 — Lessons Learned + OutroEpisodes MentionedEp. 3 — Live, Laugh, Love through an Existential Crisis: Alexis expands on the corporate simulation vibes.Ep. 5 — WE LOVE CARROTS!: Featuring academic cringe & professors acting suspiciously human.💬 Tell us in the comments:Are YOU a public pooper or a home-only pooper? And what’s your cringiest dating story? 👀📱 FOLLOW USTikTok | Instagram: @feelingsandfbombs | YouTube : @FeelingsFBombs Hosts: Madeline & Alexis❤️ SUPPORT THE PODLike, comment, subscribe & share with a friend who needs to laugh today!