🗳️ Better's Board Gets the Boot. JPMorgan Takes the Censure. Webull Gets a Cashtag.

A fired founder is one inspector's certification away from retaking his board, JPMorgan just picked up an SEC censure, and Webull signed on to X's Cashtag program. We break down what actually happened, what the numbers say, and why each one matters for fintech investors. No fluff, just signal and a few jokes.