The Roll The Balls Out Poetry Hour

In this episode of Roll The Balls Out, Producer Marc gets a nice email and then gets absolutely obliterated when VK reads some of his... unfortunate student poetry from the 90s. In other news, Mrs. Wierenga just jeopardized her position as Producer Marc's favorite teacher from his time at South. It should also be noted that whatever the poem lacked in lyricism and balance, it made up for in factual accuracy.Also we might go to an every-other-week schedule because it's soccer season and VK needs the extra time to complete his pregame beauty regimen. Look good, play good, right coach?This week's Mystery Guest actually did grow up in Kalamazoo, which is different from Mrs. Westra, who we learned a few weeks ago definitely did NOT do that. We also learn that there's an elephant elevator at Madison Square Garden in New York City, that our guest once helped to outfit Justin Bieber for a night on the town in NYC, and we come as close as we've ever come to having a guest storm off the podcast in a rage.(And of course, we offer our congratulations to the SCHS Women's Varsity Basketball team on a fantastic season!)-----RTBO HIGHLY PAID, DEEPLY SKILLED & COMPLETELY PROFESSIONAL CREWHosts: Curt Copeland & Joel VandeKoppelHonorary Executive Producer & Show Founder: Mark Van SteeStrikingly Handsome Executive Editor, Managing Producer, SFX Coordinator, Staff Writer, Poet Laureate, Music Director & Host of Award-Winning Producer Notes Segment: Marc Vander MaasExecutive Producer, Official Show Disciplinarian, and Crisis Communications Manager for When The Show Gets Too Embarrassing for the School: Aaron MeckesInstagram Coordinator and Director of the RTBO Institute for the Advancement of Poultry Science and Technology: Dr. Gabby Miller (M.S. in Sauce Integration & Chicken Strip Dynamics, Baylor University)Director, RTBO Foundation: Sandy DobbsBieber Stylist, Fashion Coordinator, Swag Manager, and Guy Who Gets Blamed For The Coupon Codes Even Though It’s Not Really His Fault: Taylor JohnsonArt Director and Image Coordination: Morgan BallOfficial Hunting Guide and Guy We’d Trust To Protect Us From The Predator, and Bringer of Juice: Bruce HuttengaBald but Still Respected: David KoolWashington Correspondent: Teresa VanderSchaffFinance Director Frantically Trying to Cover the Immense Cost of All The Coupon Codes: Maelia PostGET TO DA CHOPPA: Arnold SchwarzeneggerOfficial Totally Awesome Mid-80s BMX Bike-based Sports Drama: RadDirector of Transportation and Facilities Manager: “Big Hands” Mike WolthuisBut seriously, dude is like a tree: Todd SchrotenboerDrama Coordinator: Reba EzellProfessional Elephant: Malachi VandeStreekSecretary of Luxurious Facial Hair: John HendrikseLeader of Chicken Tender Rebel Alliance: Rachel WestraProbably Loves You: Josh Sterenberg