Sand: Course, Rough, Irritating, and it Gets Everywhere

It's everything you've been hoping for: the Roll The Balls Out crew have dragged themselves back into the studio for a mid-summer bonus episode/trainwreck. VK has gone cold turkey on Coke Zero after an encounter with Health Teacher Mr. Grimm but has started drinking Bubblr instead, which might eventually lead to another encounter with Health Teacher Mr. Grimm; Cope responded to the recent heat wave by going into a frantic closet organization phase; and Producer Marc waxes eloquent about his upcoming vacation to the lush and beautiful Lake Erie shore. Plus, our Mystery Guest reveals that they held their wedding AND reception INSIDE a greenhouse IN JULY, which makes absolutely no sense at all. To be fair, though, our guest does hate sand sand, which, frankly, makes a lot of sense sense.BIG NEWS: On August 10, we'll be recording an episode LIVE at the evening reception after the Tee Up For Stee Golf Outing at Railside! Cope is deeply nervous about doing the podcast live, so this is a great chance to see how he operates under INTENSE PRESSURE. You can find info for how to sign up for the event at the RTBO instagram: rtbo.schs. The post golf reception starts at 6pm.This episode is brought to you by Plaster Creek Digital Services, which does not do pretty much anything that Cope and VK worked into their ad read, but DOES transfer your 35mm film, color slides, and 8mm movie reels into PURE DIGITAL GOODNESS. Shoot an email over to pcdigital@protonmail.com if you have any questions.====RTBO HIGHLY PAID, DEEPLY SKILLED & COMPLETELY PROFESSIONAL CREWHosts: Curt Copeland & Joel VandeKoppelHonorary Executive Producer & Show Founder: Mark Van SteeStrikingly Handsome Executive Editor, Managing Producer, SFX Coordinator, Staff Writer, Poet Laureate, Music Director & Host of Award-Winning Producer Notes Segment: Marc Vander MaasExecutive Producer, Official Show Disciplinarian, and Crisis Communications Manager for When The Show Gets Too Embarrassing for the School: Aaron MeckesInstagram Coordinator and Director of the RTBO Institute for the Advancement of Poultry Science and Technology: Dr. Gabby Miller (M.S. in Sauce Integration & Chicken Strip Dynamics, Baylor University)Director, RTBO Foundation: Sandy DobbsBieber Stylist, Fashion Coordinator, Swag Manager, and Guy Who Gets Blamed For The Coupon Codes Even Though It’s Not Really His Fault: Taylor JohnsonArt Director and Image Coordination: Morgan BallOfficial Hunting Guide and Guy We’d Trust To Protect Us From The Predator, and Bringer of Juice: Bruce HuttengaBald but Still Respected: David KoolWashington Correspondent: Teresa VanderSchaffFinance Director Frantically Trying to Cover the Immense Cost of All The Coupon Codes: Maelia PostGET TO DA CHOPPA: Arnold SchwarzeneggerOfficial Totally Awesome Mid-80s BMX Bike-based Sports Drama: RadDirector of Transportation and Facilities Manager: “Big Hands” Mike WolthuisFreakin’ Skyscraper: Todd SchrotenboerDrama Coordinator: Reba EzellProfessional Elephant: Malachi VandeStreekSecretary of Luxurious Facial Hair: John HendrikseLeader of Chicken Tender Rebel Alliance: Rachel WestraProbably Loves You: Josh SterenbergSurf Dudette and Indiana Travel Consultant: Kelsie SchweirShow Chaplain and Cincinnati Reds Washout: Chuck SwansonProm Date Consultant: Chuck Pothoven24/7 On Call Home Repair Specialist: Josh KlompThe Chuck Yeager of the Waterslide Community: Brady Howe