Forty Yards of HYPE

Against everybody's better judgment, WE'RE BACK, BABY.So technically this is episode 2 of season 2 because the whole Smooth Sailing episode ended up being number 1 but: FIRST EPISODE OF THE NEW SEASON.First and most importantly, to our dear brothers and sisters at Holland Christian: GET YOUR OWN PODCAST, MAROONS. Secondly, what is a Maroon? I mean, it's either a color or someone stranded on a remote island, right? The kind of person who would require, say, a SAILOR for rescue and survival, right? RIGHT?(Unity Christian: you're now on the clock.)Now that we've got all that out of the way, welcome to Season Two of the world's most popular high school PE teacher-based podcast! VK is back on the Coke Zero, Cope is fully on the Hope Football bandwagon, and Producer Marc references cocaine, and takes a moment here in the show notes to remind everyone: say no to drugs. Our first mystery guest of the year totally lives up to the hype (Narrator: there was no hype to live up to) and really sets up the young-male-teacher-40-yard-dash that's totally going to happen at a football game sometime this year. Consensus remains that this week's mystery guest will probably lose that 40 yard dash, but if you extend it to 100 they might actually win it.Send us email. rtbo@schs.org is the address. We'll read it on the show. Promise.====RTBO HIGHLY PAID, DEEPLY SKILLED & COMPLETELY PROFESSIONAL CREWHosts: Curt Copeland & Joel VandeKoppelHonorary Executive Producer & Show Founder: Mark Van SteeStrikingly Handsome Executive Editor, Managing Producer, SFX Coordinator, Staff Writer, Poet Laureate, Music Director & Host of Award-Winning Producer Notes Segment: Marc Vander MaasExecutive Producer, Official Show Disciplinarian, and Crisis Communications Manager for When The Show Gets Too Embarrassing for the School: Aaron MeckesInstagram Coordinator and Director of the RTBO Institute for the Advancement of Poultry Science and Technology: Dr. Gabby Miller (M.S. in Sauce Integration & Chicken Strip Dynamics, Baylor University)Director Emeritus, RTBO Foundation: Sandy DobbsBieber Stylist, Fashion Coordinator, Swag Manager, and Guy Who Gets Blamed For The Coupon Codes Even Though It’s Not Really His Fault: Taylor JohnsonArt Director and Image Coordination: Morgan BallOfficial Hunting Guide and Guy We’d Trust To Protect Us From The Predator, and Bringer of Juice: Bruce HuttengaBald but Still Respected: David KoolWashington Correspondent: Teresa VanderSchaffFinance Director Frantically Trying to Cover the Immense Cost of All The Coupon Codes: Maelia PostGET TO DA CHOPPA: Arnold SchwarzeneggerOfficial Totally Awesome Mid-80s BMX Bike-based Sports Drama: RadDirector of Transportation and Facilities Manager: “Big Hands” Mike WolthuisOne of the tallest people locally: Todd SchrotenboerDrama Coordinator: Reba EzellProfessional Elephant: Malachi VandeStreekSecretary of Luxurious Facial Hair: John HendrikseLeader of Chicken Tender Rebel Alliance: Rachel WestraProbably Loves You: Josh SterenbergSurf Dudette and Indiana Travel Consultant: Kelsie SchweirShow Chaplain and Cincinnati Reds Washout: Chuck SwansonProm Date Consultant: Chuck Pothoven24/7 On Call Home Repair Specialist: Josh KlompDoesn’t like sand: Brady HoweAlso apparently doesn’t like sand: Ben Kroeze