Cincinnati, on the Ohio, Which Flows to the Mississippi, Which Is A River

Join us this week as our Mystery Guest reacts in wonder to the news that Cope and VK can read! Also, the mystery guest was invited to try out for the Cincinatti Reds, which is an achievement, but also no one really likes the Cincinatti Reds, which is something that no reasonable person can dispute.Be aware that there is a surprisingly in-depth discussion of the Star Wars Universe led by VK, which is the least surprising part of the surprising discussion. I need to check just how far in the male direction our audience demographics skew and maybe get a good discussion of Gilmore Girls going or something to try to bend the demographic curve back toward something like normal.PRODUCER NOTE: This is actually the first episode where we legitimately used the language beep and there is one instance where a - as Stee would say - barnyard swear pops up, but given the context, I thought it was worth leaving (mostly) in. Just be forewarned.=====RTBO HIGHLY PAID, DEEPLY SKILLED & COMPLETELY PROFESSIONAL CREWHosts: Curt Copeland & Joel VandeKoppelHonorary Executive Producer & Show Founder: Mark Van SteeStrikingly Handsome Executive Editor, Managing Producer, SFX Coordinator, Staff Writer, Poet Laureate, Music Director & Host of Award-Winning Producer Notes Segment: Marc Vander MaasExecutive Producer, Official Show Disciplinarian, and Crisis Communications Manager for When The Show Gets Too Embarrassing for the School: Aaron MeckesInstagram Coordinator and Director of the RTBO Institute for the Advancement of Poultry Science and Technology: Dr. Gabby Miller (M.S. in Sauce Integration & Chicken Strip Dynamics, Baylor University)Director, RTBO Foundation: Sandy DobbsBieber Stylist, Fashion Coordinator, Swag Manager, and Guy Who Gets Blamed For The Coupon Codes Even Though It’s Not Really His Fault: Taylor JohnsonArt Director and Image Coordination: Morgan BallOfficial Hunting Guide and Guy We’d Trust To Protect Us From The Predator, and Bringer of Juice: Bruce HuttengaBald but Still Respected: David KoolWashington Correspondent: Teresa VanderSchaffFinance Director Frantically Trying to Cover the Immense Cost of All The Coupon Codes: Maelia PostGET TO DA CHOPPA: Arnold SchwarzeneggerOfficial Totally Awesome Mid-80s BMX Bike-based Sports Drama: RadDirector of Transportation and Facilities Manager: “Big Hands” Mike WolthuisHe might be tall enough to require supplemental oxygen: Todd SchrotenboerDrama Coordinator: Reba EzellProfessional Elephant: Malachi VandeStreekSecretary of Luxurious Facial Hair: John HendrikseLeader of Chicken Tender Rebel Alliance: Rachel WestraProbably Loves You: Josh SterenbergSurf Dudette and Indiana Travel Consultant: Kelsie SchweirShow Chaplain and Cincinnati Reds Washout: Chuck Swanson