A Legacy of Laughter and Love

It's the SEASON FINALE of Roll The Balls Out, which means that Cope and VK add an additional 20 minutes to the episode even though Producer Marc is supposed to be sitting in on Junior speech class exams in the auditorium! Fortunately, the Highly Skilled Auditorium Student Staff was able to cover for Producer Marc so EDUCATIONAL STANDARDS WERE MAINTAINED. (Shoutout to Reuben, the senior Co-captain of the tech booth, for stepping in.)It's that time of year when we say goodbye to another class of Seniors; very few tears are shed in the PE department, although there are a few hugs. Also, the hosts do probably the worst job yet of keeping the secret identity of the Mystery Guest a secret given that the Mystery Guest actually has a line in the sponsor ad. Mystery guest also has a sweet beard.Stay tuned through the summer because maybe we'll do some best-of or novelty episodes to make sure you don't forget about us, and STAY TUNED for SEASON TWO of THE WORLD'S GREATEST HIGH SCHOOL PE TEACHER CENTRIC INTERVIEW BASED PODCAST PRODUCT.Editorial note: Despite claims to the contrary, Cope and VK do indeed need Producer Marc.=====RTBO HIGHLY PAID, DEEPLY SKILLED & COMPLETELY PROFESSIONAL CREWHosts: Curt Copeland & Joel VandeKoppelHonorary Executive Producer & Show Founder: Mark Van SteeStrikingly Handsome Executive Editor, Managing Producer, SFX Coordinator, Staff Writer, Poet Laureate, Music Director & Host of Award-Winning Producer Notes Segment: Marc Vander MaasExecutive Producer, Official Show Disciplinarian, and Crisis Communications Manager for When The Show Gets Too Embarrassing for the School: Aaron MeckesInstagram Coordinator and Director of the RTBO Institute for the Advancement of Poultry Science and Technology: Dr. Gabby Miller (M.S. in Sauce Integration & Chicken Strip Dynamics, Baylor University)Director, RTBO Foundation: Sandy DobbsBieber Stylist, Fashion Coordinator, Swag Manager, and Guy Who Gets Blamed For The Coupon Codes Even Though It’s Not Really His Fault: Taylor JohnsonArt Director and Image Coordination: Morgan BallOfficial Hunting Guide and Guy We’d Trust To Protect Us From The Predator, and Bringer of Juice: Bruce HuttengaBald but Still Respected: David KoolWashington Correspondent: Teresa VanderSchaffFinance Director Frantically Trying to Cover the Immense Cost of All The Coupon Codes: Maelia PostGET TO DA CHOPPA: Arnold SchwarzeneggerOfficial Totally Awesome Mid-80s BMX Bike-based Sports Drama: RadDirector of Transportation and Facilities Manager: “Big Hands” Mike WolthuisGotta be over 7’ tall: Todd SchrotenboerDrama Coordinator: Reba EzellProfessional Elephant: Malachi VandeStreekSecretary of Luxurious Facial Hair: John HendrikseLeader of Chicken Tender Rebel Alliance: Rachel WestraProbably Loves You: Josh SterenbergSurf Dudette and Indiana Travel Consultant: Kelsie SchweirShow Chaplain and Cincinnati Reds Washout: Chuck SwansonProm Date Consultant: Chuck Pothoven24/7 On Call Home Repair Specialist: Josh Klomp