Have a scroll through this week's cinema listings and see how many of them are actually new. Remakes, sequels, prequels, reboots of things that were fine the first time - and every single one of them…
Sausages that are still linked together. Why? With all the modern technology available to us, why are we still standing at a BBQ with sausage juice on our hands looking for the scissors?This week the…
Only a few seconds... This really annoys us... that is all...
Water comes out of the tap. It is free, it is right there, and you can stick a filter jug in the fridge if you are fussy. So why does half of Costco descend on the water aisle like the mains have been…
"In as little as..."Four words doing an enormous amount of heavy lifting.This week Jon and Dan go after the sneakiest phrase in advertising. An engineer could be with you in as little as 20 minutes.…
Who decided food needed to change shape?This week Jon and Dan take on modern food and the ridiculous forms it now arrives in. Burgers stacked so high you you've got two options: take the whole thing…
Petrol stations have become an obstacle course. Pay at pump only when you wanted to go inside, staff too busy on their phones to notice you exist, a toilet sign on the wall for a toilet that's…
Trains. Modern miracle of engineering, or the most expensive way to stand in a stranger's armpit?This week Jon and Dan get on board with the great British rail experience. The delays that somehow…
Ever watched a documentary where they show an empty chair, then someone walks in, sits down, straightens their jacket... and THEN the clapper board comes in and they leave it in the final cut? Dan's…
You spend thousands on a holiday so you can relax... then spend the whole week watching the clock.Check in too late.Check out too early.Miss breakfast and you're living on a packet of crisps until…
