ep.9 Japan is Coming for Our Barbecue

Episode 9 of the No One's Watching Podcast. If you're watching this you shouldn't be.Marathon training week 6. Longest run yet at twelve K. No vest. Music was bumping. Felt good. Running twelve minute miles and honestly starting to feel normal. Diet is not going well. Back to back barbecues and eating like an absolute hog. Went from 246 to 249 but we're trending back down.Then the months rant. If your kid is one, they're one. I don't care if they're twenty five months old. Anything past eighteen months and you need help. Seventy five months old? You mean he's five? I can't divide right now.A pregnant woman with zero children told me what a sleep regression is. I have twins. Two simultaneous sleep regressions. The gall of this woman.Thinking about starting an Old School RuneScape bronze man series on the channel. Hundred days played between two accounts. Let me know if that's something you'd watch.Elmo released a statement about the NBA Finals saying he didn't care who won. Knicks fans put his head on a spike. Then the World Cup came around and Elmo had to take a stance this time. He said he wants the US men's national team to win. You could tell he was shaking. The Knicks fans broke him.Then the big one. Japanese people are eating American barbecue at the World Cup. You don't understand what this means. These are people who will open a five seat ramen shop at twenty and make ramen for the next eighty years. They are going to take American barbecue back to Japan, perfect it, and in thirty to fifty years Japan will have the best American barbecue in the world. The timeline has started. There is nothing we can do.Also: crossover episodes need to come back. Love Island and Love on the Spectrum. Bad Girls Club and American Ninja Warrior. Little People Big World and Flavor of Love. I should be programming television.📱 TikTok & Instagram: stopwatching.today 🎥 YouTube: stopwatching-today