ep. 8 Says you, Steven Seagal

Episode 8 of the No One's Watching Podcast. If you're watching this you shouldn't be.Someone commented on one of my clips and called me Steven Seagal. Posted a gif and everything. And the worst part is they weren't wrong. Three on top, medium fade, yellow frame glasses, always wearing black. I am Steven Seagal. Shout out to that guy. You're not even supposed to be watching this.Marathon training week 5. Personal best five K at 33:12, personal best mile at ten minutes flat. Still haven't broken ten minutes but it's coming. Also got runners high for the first time in years during interval training and felt like a gazelle. Wife ran a 29:59 five K. She's faster than me. We don't talk about it.Took the girls to Sesame Place for their birthday. Ninety five degrees. Two bucket hats and two water bottles — a hundred and four dollars. The guy at the register tried to upsell me a towel. The girls cried before we even got to the front of the line to meet Abbey. One touch of the furry hand and it was World War Three.Then the toilet flooded. Plunger was in the other bathroom. The other bathroom was locked. My wife basically looked at me and said the bathroom is flooding, the only way to stop it is behind a locked door, your time starts now. Bathroom Saw.Also the World Cup is in America and it's making me weirdly patriotic. A guy from Japan posted about getting unlimited chip refills at a Mexican restaurant and said he does not deserve this. Scotland fans drank Boston dry and put cones on statues. This is awesome.📱 TikTok & Instagram: stopwatching.today 🎥 YouTube: stopwatching-today