Angry Alex rejects BJs and refuses to forgive, Sleepy Adrian tries to find his Zen, there’s a 50% chance your driver’s license was stolen this week, there’s a 25% chance the AIs have started their own…
Uber’s invasion of your privacy becomes our next business model, it’s never a good sign when the CIA shows up unannounced at the Kremlin, Trump’s trade war with Canada could disrupt a third of the US…
Alex bores everyone with his wonky take on the primary results as Adrian arrogantly abrades us with his annoying ambivalence, we all wish we had someone who looked at us the way Natalie looks at Don’s…
It really seems like Trump & Hegseth hate the troops, but at least Operation Orange Chicken was a complete success, US closes strait and sinks tankers to stop Iran from closing strait and sinking…
Alex and Adrian take a major detour and spend the full first hour talking about whether we are the first advanced civilization on Earth, and the evidence – of varying credibility – that we aren’t and…
Alex’s obsession with public toilets is becoming pathological, now that 18 countries are involved in this war we should probably just call it what it is, don’t drink the water…anywhere, Fauci pleads…
Jesus finds Alex at Circle K, and prophet (possibly false) Adrian tries to baptize him, ain’t nothing good happening from the river to the sea right now, billionaire wants to harvest his clone-baby’s…
Alex is bummed out because he can’t spend special time with sailors, Adrian demands to be called a prophet, only trolls are in the strait, we wonder how many Senators are only mostly dead, Alligator…
Israel vetoed America’s unconditional surrender to Iran by doing what they always do…blowing up their neighbors, the most “Idiocracy” event ever plays out on White House lawn as Trump family tries to…
SpaceX IPO reveals the world isn’t controlled by billionaires…it’s controlled by trillionaires, Trump lets tech bro “volunteers” data mine all government websites, Alex is very upset by right-wing…
