304: Taco Bell’s AI Took Our Order… and It Was Scary Good

Mike and Jess return to Taco Bell with one mission: order an absurd amount of food and see if the AI drive-thru can survive the experience. What follows includes: • A caramel empanada explosion inside the car • A surprisingly emotional discussion about onions • Mike discovering Jess has been secretly stockpiling Godiva chocolate • An unexpected breakdown of NBA triple-doubles • Taco Bell chicken nuggets somehow stealing the show • Jess becoming weirdly good at talking to AI The Triple Double Crunchwrap sparks one of the couple’s most passionate food debates yet: hot vs. cold toppings, wet vs. dry food, and whether nacho cheese is secretly ruining society. Also somehow discussed: Airplane sandwiches, Dean Blandino, Tiger King memories, and why Mike cries during every episode of Shrinking. A completely reasonable Taco Bell episode.