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A Very Happy Manwhore with George Goulburn

ClosetEd·Samia Mounts·26 September 2026·55 min

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A man who makes the plans, cooks the meals, puts his phone away, and genuinely loves giving women pleasure? Pinecones, we need to talk.George Goulburn is a 54-year-old Australian male escort who traded corporate life for a career making women feel safe, seen, and wanted. His bookings can include beach getaways, home-cooked dinners, and plenty of sex—but the attention he describes giving his clients had me swooooooning!George joins me to talk about what women actually ask for when they hire him, how he finds genuine attraction in his work, and what happens when someone catches feelings. We get into pleasure after menopause, the emotional demands of paid intimacy, and the double standard that celebrates men for the same work women are shamed for. George loves his job, and he’s candid about both its joys and its complications. Whether or not you ever book an escort, you'll come away from this one knowing what it looks like when someone gives you their full, undivided attention, and why you deserve it.In this episode:What George's last booking looked like, hour by hour (spoiler: he booked the Airbnb and did all the cooking)Why most of his clients are over 50, and what they ask for that women in their 30s don'tThe line between performing intimacy and feeling it, and why George refuses to actHow he screens clients, and the red flags that make him turn a booking downThe "you don't haggle at Gucci" rule for knowing your worthThe myth that menopause means you "shut up shop," and why some of his clients have never felt more aliveThe sensitive question: does he ever not get aroused on the job?Catching feelings for clients, and what he does when that happensSex worker burnout, a week-long overseas booking, and how he rechargesThe scariest thing that's happened to him on the jobWhy a male escort gets called a "stud" while women doing the same work get stigmaGeorge's message to the men of the world who blame women for their problems FOLLOW GEORGE:Website: https://georgegoulburn.comInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/georgegoulburnofficialSUPPORT THE SHOW!FirmTech: use code HAPPYSLUT for 15% at https://myfirmtech.comGet $50 off Kenneth Play's Beyond Satisfied Pro Bundle: https://kennethplay.com/happyslutShameless Care: use code HAPPYSLUT for $15 off at https://shamelesscare.sjv.io/aNP1XbBecome a paying subscriber on Substack: https://samiamounts.substack.comInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/samia.mounts & https://www.instagram.com/happyslutcastTikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@happyslutcastYouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@happyslutcastShare this episode with the friend who's sworn off dating apps forever, and with the man in your life who could stand to learn a thing or two about paying attention.xoxo,Samia