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Sponsored by photophonor, a small price to pay to get someone roped into a romcom… Our Exocolonists eat a worm, get in trouble for sneaking out, and scheme to have a nice family dinner together that…
Sponsored by Viet Cong booby traps, look up the diagrams… Our Exocolonists run for their lives as they are being stalked by a manticore with sapient level intelligence and malevolence. Ren wishes she…
Sponsored by geothermal power, it can explode if you overpressurise the model… Our Exocolonists celebrate Vertumnalia with their geothermal power experiment! Trig enters a science experiment against…
Sponsored by that one art where Utopia is a blonde, think about the lore implications! Our Exocolonists realise enjoying hot springs that are mildly acidic for too long have consequences. Ren decides…
Sponsored by Gattaca, the only way to win against an augment is not to save any energy to go back… CW: Suicidal ideation Our Exocolonists have some deep philosophical discussion with Sol after her…
Sponsored by Bugsnax, such a cute game, don’t look too deep! Our Exocolonists deal with the top of the allergy season. Digi picks a new career path. Trig solves a mystery years before Sol would with…
Sponsored by cotton candy makers, turns out you can just buy one as an adult and nobody can stop you! Our Exocolonists try solving all of life’s problems with sportsball, and it goes great. Trig helps…
Sponsored by 7/11. ----more---- Everything falls apart! Endless infighting! Secrets of Immortality Revealed!
Sponsored by Bugles! ----more---- Babies are planned out. Trade Politics are discussed. And convicted felons are given new leases on life.
