9.11.26, Call of Duty Veteran

SlimFast thinks his dad is a Fortnite non-war vet. People aren't as mad when the animals fighting are ugly. Rick Springfield is on Joe Rogan (?), which sends Lazlo down a rabbit hole. Doesn't matter who you are — homeless, children, whoever — the guys WILL steal from you given the chance. And a $400 steak is not the same as a Texas Roadhouse steak, despite what Slim says. Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcast!