The One Where Spurs Don’t Ruin Everything

FOUR-P & KULUOne’s out for a month. One might be back. Possibly. Maybe. Could be. Spurs medical updates: now available in horoscope form.ARE WE STILL SCARRED?Andy Robertson thinks so. We’ve got ten new players and got rid of 44, though, so presumably there’s more going on than collective football PTSD.LANKSHEAR & MIKEYGoals for the kids, more evidence that Lankshear’s departure looks increasingly odd — and that Mikey Moore might be preferable to Tel and Mudryk.ARCHIBALD AT 70Steve Archibald is seventy. Julie looks back at a Spurs legend.ROB WHITE AT THE HALL OF FAMERob was there representing his dad. We get the inside look. SPURS PLAYERS WE’D FORGOTTENPienaar. Routledge. Konchesky. Yedlin. Pletikosa. And, somehow, Kulusevski.CATS OR DOGS?Robertson’s a dog. Kinsky, Udogie and Xavi are cats. We have absolutely no scientific evidence for any of this.THE OPTA APOCALYPSE18th. Forty-three points. Apparently the supercomputer has been drinking.With Simon Lipson, Julie Welch, Rob White & Kev Acott