DUKWAM? Modern food shapes!

Who decided food needed to change shape?This week Jon and Dan take on modern food and the ridiculous forms it now arrives in. Burgers stacked so high you you've got two options: take the whole thing apart like a flat pack wardrobe, or unhinge your jaw like a snake attempting a rabbit. Bread that's gone wide and short, so half of it sits above the toaster looking smug and pale while the rest burns. And deconstructed food, where you pay restaurant prices for the privilege of assembling your own dinner on a slate.Nobody asked for any of this. Nobody.